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What is Schitzalot?
It all started with a joke. Every time someone asked about my dog’s breed, I’d say, “Schitzalot.” Without fail, they’d laugh every time and say, “I have one of those!” or “Aren’t they all?”
That moment of shared humor between dog lovers turned into something bigger—Schitzalot, a brand for anyone who knows that every pup, no matter the breed, has a little “Schitzalot” in them.
Why Schitzalot?
- Conversation Starter – Say the name out loud. Watch people laugh. Suddenly, you’re bonding over the universal truth of dog ownership.
- Made for the Messy, Lovable Chaos – Dogs are goofy, unpredictable, and full of personality. Our designs celebrate every muddy paw print, chewed-up shoe, and zoomie-fueled rampage.
- More Than a Brand, It’s an Inside Joke – If you have a dog, you have a Schitzalot. Wear it proudly.
Meet Dexter
The Original Schitzalot.
Schitzalot was inspired by Dexter, my Chocolate Mini Schnauzer. He earned his nickname through sheer personality—because, let’s be honest, dogs Schitzalot.
Dexter’s spirit lives on in every design we make, celebrating the playful, lovable chaos that comes with being a dog owner.
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